gaydicks420:

I feel like the “get in the fucking robot shinji” meme is a little misleading like. Shinji very much gets in the robot. Right away actually. One time they tell him to get out of the robot and he won’t.


fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)


aceworu:

hellabasuke:

*tucks my shirt into my pants*

*shinji aesthetic*

*tucks my pants into my shoes*

*kaworu aesthetic*


(Source: textdiary)


Urban Forestry Class Project written for Dave Strider by John Egbert

manservant-hecubus:

Urban Forestry class

Ms. English

May 27, 2008

Group #1 the best

The Pros And Cons Of Urban Forests: 

Trees Are Good, But At What Cost?

absolutely writen by

Dave “Danger” Strider (group leader & older-brother figure)

A wise man once said “You can’t see the forest for the trees.” How wise was this man? Wicked wise. You have no idea. And it’s true! If there are a bunch of trees in the way, you can’t see the forest. Some people take the wise man’s words as some kind of irony thing, but look. If even one tree is in your way, you can’t see shit! It doesn’t always have to be some kind of riddle, sometimes wise people just say things that are true. Maybe there’s a forest way over there, and there’s a big-ass tree between you and over there. Can’t see through the tree, can you? So yeah, you literally can’t see the forest for the trees. Who’s ironic now? Not you, fucker.

Urban forestry is about forests in urban areas. This is a pretty decent idea, right? Wrong. Trees are good, yeah, but imagine trying to go to the store. You get in your Prius because hey, big ups to the environment, and you’re on your way to Safeway or Food Lion or whatever the shit they have in the South, by which I mean Austin or Dallas or something, where I, by which I mean Dave Strider, probably live. 

Where was I.

Oh yeah, Prius. Ok, so you’re on the road going to whatever shitty southern grocery chain that is popular, and you’re living your life. Boom. You are in a forest. Dappled light, unfurling ferns, a squirrel looks at you in a weird and creepy way. You’re fucked forever, because you live in a city! Your vehicle isn’t equipped for off-roading! You live in Texas, for Christ’s sake! Have fun living in the forest for the rest of your life. Hopefully you’ll be eaten by hungry wolves before you painfully starve to death in the winter.

IN CONCLUSION: urban forestry. Not today, asshole. I’m drawing a line in the sand, the sand of Houston’s beautiful beaches. No forests. Not on my watch. I’ll see you in Hell, English.


kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream


georgeace:

Imagine Haru learning the phrase “fuck the police” for the first time and he won’t stop saying it and at some point he says it to Akira and Natsuki and Yuki can’t stop laughing at Akira’s look of pure horror and shock


pansexual fun fact #1

brttny32194:

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

it’s true


iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit